Monday, August 30, 2010

"Dammit, This Is Bush's Fault Too!"

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Yes, umbrellas are tricky things to manage without the instruction manual, aren't they?

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Michelle: "Ahhh, Barack I'm melting!"

louielouie said...

good one anon, if that don't work throw a house on 'er.
my self being from a state clinging to guns and religion, i'll pass on making a reference to hussein's ability to work a device as complex as an umbarella. as it would no doubt be racist.
ok, i'll try.
my hussein, what a carbon footprint you have there with them three, count 'em three, a/c compressor units.
told 'ya it'd be racist.

Anonymous said...

Michelle sez - "Damn Barack, that's another thing you can't get up."

Anonymous said...

Facing a bleak political future, the President auditions for a part in a touring production of Mary Poppins : ' Now what am I supposed to do ? Am I supposed to reach under with the other hand & grab it ? Could someone call Julie Andrews quickly ? I can't stand here like this all day. Why was there no instruction manual with this thing ? ' --dragon/dinosaur

Anonymous said...

"I think this umbrella needs a stimulus"

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna have the racists that made this umbrella investigated by the justice department and audited bythe IRS!

Smilin' Jack said...

"I need to appoint me a umbrella czar"

JJ said...

Fool, no way you gonna fly over the fence using that thing!I don't care how many times you watched Mary Poppins!